Saturday, November 5, 2011

All My Heroes are Dying

One by one all my heroes are dying.

I can't get into these new celebs. Sorry, who was Kim Kardashian anyways? Does she do some soap opera, or play golf, or something?

I've heard "the Kardashian sisters" so many times I could puke. Did America install a monarchy while I was sleeping the other night? A new royal princess, home grown, that we are supposed to give a royal F&*_*K about?

Sorry, had to get that out.

Late night guru Jay Leno needs to stop wasting the first precious 5 minutes of  his monologue on these girls. I don't care, my beauty rest is waiting. When I hear those K names, I kiss my man good night and head to bed and call it a day.

My post was about all the people I grew up loving, hating, watching make whoopee on movies, like the beautiful and controversial Elizabeth Taylor. Like the amazing master brain Steve Jobs. Like our
Andy Rooney who talked to us about every subject imaginable.

So I guess I'm going to have to pay attention to who is out there now, like this Justin Beiber guy. I heard he's a great singer, but he's such a kid!

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