You'll find some of the best quotes and in-your-face comebacks on this page.
I'm not part of the Silent Generation. I'm a baby boomer. We put the B in boom. Some lines in here may seem rude. Use at your own discretion. The writer of this blog shall remain blameless for what happens after you deliver any line found here.
I'd love to hear your stories, though .
The memories I thought would never fade have already been replaced by my favorite delusions.--C.W.
When was the last time I ran free? How do I make life come alive again.--Women Who Run With the Wolves
Inspiration is for amateurs.
What demon has possessed me that I behaved so well?--H.D. Thoreau
Thank god we still got something left to loose.
Freedom is just another word for nothing left to prove.--CW
In the end you find no one wins, and the race was only with yourself. So take the path of your own choosing, and be not dismayed if no one leads, or follows.--unknown
As you get older, you're not as easily impressed.--Alex Rodriguez
I started using make-up when I saw how much it could do for you.--CW to girlfriend
Find the resources to stay on the Highroad!--from Big Love
Age and treachery will overcome youth and enthusiasm every time.--unknown
Right back atcha.--unknown, great comeback
You're such a kid. Someday you'll know.--another comeback
What would Tina Turner Do?--my personal motto
From 0-19, you wanted everyone to watch you. From 20-39 you thought everyone was watching. From 40-59 you hoped no one was watching. When you turned 60 you realized no one Ever ever was watching.
Our rules for a mature relationship:
1)No religion.
2)No screwing around.
3)If you're gonna commit suicide, don't do it at home.
Let them furnish their own crayons.--Jesse Helms.
(this is a comeback! totally bewilders the opposition)
Security Level is Green: smoke weed and go for it.
I respect your need to piss on the fire hydrant.--Grant
Call of the Wild, he answered, and went. I called the wild, it put me on hold.--typed in a chat room
No amount of screaming will make that fun.--CW
Quitting while you're ahead is not the same as quitting.--from the movie American Gangster
