They do it on purpose. Just as soon as we learn a trending word, they change it up, as its going down. Or something like that.
This page is dedicated to unraveling the terminology that our kids and grand kids are using. We'll list new words or phrases and give the current definition. Once we start using them, they'll quit.
Just about any word works for the male penis. Package, stuff, bat, sausage,business, and Junk are just a few heard recently. You get the drift by context alone.
Females talk about the vajaz, stuff, and business too. Of course, just cause "you're up in some one's business" isn't necessarily sexual. It can just be a case of seriously nosey or invasive.
When you agree, keep it simple by just saying Word or True Dat. Yup is so passe'.
When we are asked to "give it up for" someone, that just means "clap", or "welcome with some noise".
Vampire's being all the rage right now , knowing the "players" or key people on Twightlight and being on "team Edward or team Jacob" actually looks pretty hip. But you don't want to use the word really, say, for real, when you describe how "fly" their "goods" are.
Manscaping or Vajazzelling are just ways to fix up the eye candy down below, which you'd never see anyways unless, you "hook up" which is another term for that free love stuff from the 70's. You don't have a relationship, just basic animal humping.
How this post plays, or sounds, or comes across,depends on the person. The takeaway, or bottom line is that you can just make up a word, like snark and throw it in there. Don't make a face, just keep going, then ask, You Feel Me? Like the Emperor's Clothes, few will be bold enough to say, Hell No.
We're so pumped, or excited about writing this page, because it disallows kids to guilt us into feeling lame. You get my drift? Grammar and syntax go out the window, and sounding cool can be turning words upside down. Negatives like bad ass, the bomb, nasty are good things, meaning awesome, wonderful, amazing.
You can still call a guy dude, one lucky bitch is an envious term for females.
BFF is your best female friend, or simply your girl. Homey, my boys are terms for close friends or people you hang with.
Of course, the mere fact I'm on to some of this is a clear indicator it will change soon. FOMO (fear of missing out) is no longer a threat however. I just smile and never let them see my confusion.
